Although I like the numbered lists and will probably talk to Lisa extensively on all points, I have only one item that I cannot restrain myself from commenting on. As a professional tracking number scanner, I must say that I am a huge supporter of this idea. Perhaps every building could have a scanner at all entrances, so that when one goes online, one can see the most recently scanned location of the person in question. I can think of many times when tracking Lisa would be particularly helpful. A certain "817" page to Lisa's husband comes to mind... (LIB when the pager is turned upside down. Obviously.)

LIB = pick me up at the library. OBVIOUSLY.