Whatever your work is paying you, it is not enough. Report this hotel to the Better Business Bureau. Also, are you bringing me back a present? Kidding. Really. Be strong, and curse profusely at everyone working at the hotel.

this is my first comment on your notorious web logg. looks nice, but i just got depressed when i read your latest posting. don't worry, the karma police are sure to have some great stuff coming your way, like some counseling or something. my latest fortune cookie said "you will continue to take chances and be glad you did." i don't know what that has to do with you, but it sounded like a good portent.