Comments: Sarah: Queen of Everything

Wait. WHAT RESTAURANT GIVES YOU A FREE MEAL FOR DRINKING COKE?

Posted by lisa at June 2, 2005 01:29 PM

Well, not the restaurant, so much as the flirtatious waiter. But it's not all fun and games. He touched my cheek. And if you do not know someone, YOU DO NOT TOUCH THEIR FACE.

Posted by Sarah at June 2, 2005 01:32 PM

Oh, and it was The Old Spagetti Factory. But do you really think you're ready for more than 10 glasses of Coke? And he dared me to do it AFTER I had eaten my salad and pasta. Jerk.

Posted by Sarah at June 2, 2005 01:33 PM

Lisa: please, don't get yourself into a competition with Sarah. I saw her later that evening, and she was not at the top of her game. In between bathroom breaks, she would kind of rock back and forth and moan, and she seemed to be sweating profusely. Then, all of a sudden she was all, "I... need to get some fresh air," and she lurched out of the house. We didn't see her again that night.

Posted by Dave at June 2, 2005 08:22 PM

HA!

Posted by lisa at June 2, 2005 08:57 PM

Dave might exaggerate a little. I wasn't sweating. And I resent the usage of "lurch".

Posted by Sarah at June 3, 2005 08:16 AM