Wait. Help crack whores get started as... crack whores? Do you like... give them boots and skimpy tops? Free sandwiches and condoms?
Maybe I could help them with Phase 2? Nice Bones reference.
Thanks. Oh, and don't forget: for your move into the escort industry, we know people who know people. Let's keep names out of this to protect the somewhat innocent... Still. I'm sure there's a position (oh man, the double meanings!) for an A cup...
Who are you calling an A cup? And are we speaking of the abode of the miniature but humanoid playthings?
Yes, I think we might be speaking of the home you mentioned. And you know you ain't got NOTHIN on my "twins" (insert Emmy-Rossum-hate-quote here) (also, THAT'S RIGHT! I SAID IT! WHAT!). Um, pardon my C cups.
Oh no. You did not just pull out Emmy and Jessica Biel in the same comment. Truce.
Hey this site is supposed to be clean.
I think you must be careful you don't saturate the crackwhore market. This comment may even crash the crack whore stock bubble.