Comments: Lisa: Growth Industry

Wait. Help crack whores get started as... crack whores? Do you like... give them boots and skimpy tops? Free sandwiches and condoms?

Posted by sarah at September 14, 2006 11:14 AM

Maybe I could help them with Phase 2? Nice Bones reference.

Posted by lisa at September 14, 2006 11:21 AM

Thanks. Oh, and don't forget: for your move into the escort industry, we know people who know people. Let's keep names out of this to protect the somewhat innocent... Still. I'm sure there's a position (oh man, the double meanings!) for an A cup...

Posted by sarah at September 14, 2006 11:26 AM

Who are you calling an A cup? And are we speaking of the abode of the miniature but humanoid playthings?

Posted by lisa at September 14, 2006 11:42 AM

Yes, I think we might be speaking of the home you mentioned. And you know you ain't got NOTHIN on my "twins" (insert Emmy-Rossum-hate-quote here) (also, THAT'S RIGHT! I SAID IT! WHAT!). Um, pardon my C cups.

Posted by sarah at September 14, 2006 11:51 AM

Oh no. You did not just pull out Emmy and Jessica Biel in the same comment. Truce.

Posted by lisa at September 14, 2006 11:52 AM

Hee. Do you give?

Posted by sarah at September 14, 2006 01:22 PM

I WILL NEVER GIVE.

Posted by lisa at September 14, 2006 01:43 PM

Hey this site is supposed to be clean.
I think you must be careful you don't saturate the crackwhore market. This comment may even crash the crack whore stock bubble.

Posted by Young Jeffrey at September 23, 2006 07:04 PM