This is the coolest web site ever . . . I'm reading posts from the future (and sans flux capacitor, I might add)!

Hey, be nice to me.

I promise that I time-travel with only the nicest of intentions! In fact, you might even compare my attitude with hero-worship (since you are the pinnacle of cool to which we all aspire).

Well thanks for the handy tool tips. I must say I feel beautiful already. Ah who are we kidding anyway. Do they have any moisturizer to grow hair back or lose 100 pounds of fat? I would love that tool tip.