Nothing says welcome to the company like a flesh eating virus.

Awesome.

I think Michelle had impetigo, which is not STRICTLY SPEAKING a flesh-eating bacteria. Is that revealing too much about my love for America's Next Top Model?

And also? You should go to the dermo.

You know what I hate? I hate the mid-season recap of ANTM(America's Next Top Model, for you less sophisticated). It's like I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!! I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS SHOW FAITHFULLY SINCE IT STARTED!! I DON'T NEED THIS STUPID CRAP!! I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF NATASHA REAL SCREWS IT UP OR WHINES ABOUT BEING SINGLED OUT WHEN SHE DIDN"T GET TO SEE HER BABY! Okay sorry I said my piece

Can I have some of that flesh eating bacteria for my spare tire? It's either that or buy (and actually work out to) P90X -- like THAT'S going to happen.

Not that I'm asking you to rub your face on my spare tire . . . I can send you a petri dish or something. Seriously, you thought I was asking you to rub your face on my spare tire? Pervy.

So that whole time I was like, "What is Dave talking about? Spare tires can come in handy! Plus, your face will be all black if you rub it right on the tire!" And then I had to tell the whole internet. Shut up. SHUT UP.

this has to be my all-time favorite story. hhahaaw. oh, i miss working with you.

wu wu wu wait! has marci joined the AP team?! welcome to the family! also... when i first read this i was thinking, "wait a minute, i'm not the president of the company!"

and then i clicked on the link.

this is why clicking on links and reading carefully is important. also important: diet coke.

Ha ha ha. Sorry for being confusing. Marci is our new receptionist and she is rocking it. She's temporarily exempt from her Maverick Walk duties, but only because the new building hasn't opened yet.

However, Marci is NOT exempt from her Iceman Walk duties. Or her Goose Walk (talk to me Goose).