Some say that drink humiliation is the lowest form of communication, but I happen to think the lowest form is those old Totally Awesome Computer commercials. Besides once you understand the definitions of the drink drops, the actions themselves become a beautiful expression of desperate emotions. And when you add a hint of cinnamon? That's a good thing.

Jeremy MIGHT be a one trick pony...

Jeremy says:
Wouldn't it be absolutely hilarious if we staged a verbal fight where I say you're crazy because your father's dead and you say some awful things about being fat
Jeremy says:
OH I WOULD LOVE THAT
Jeremy says:
At our next party
Jeremy says:
And you could even throw a drink in my face
Mallory says:
lol
Jeremy says:
Haven't you always wanted to throw a drink in someone's face
Mallory says:
yes
Mallory says:
and slap someone across the face
Mallory says:
aaaaaaaaaaand kick someone in the stomach

I'M NOT A ONE-TRICK PONY!! I asked Sarah how she felt about it as soon as I asked you because I love to get your guys' perspective on things. To insinuate that I....Jeremy Jacobson....uh.....infathomable...inconceivable...not-understanderable
Well I, quite frankly, never.

She calls me "Heartbreaker"
When we're apart it makes her
Wanna get a piece of paper
Scribble down "I hate ya!"

Now I am watching the Heartbreaker video in my head and it is awesome.