I suggested jock straps painted silver. The Silver Codpiece, the choice of superheroes everywhere. And for a substitute for kryptonite I like to use rat poison (since uranium is very hard to come by) Although the crippling effects of rat poison are irreversible it may help to maintain a more reverent atmosphere in the children's section.
Posted by Jeremy at August 16, 2007 05:18 PMSome of those items could be used to build a totally cool fort . . .
Posted by Dave at August 19, 2007 10:22 PM