Comments: Sarah: Granny Panties

I would like to thank you for correcting all my spelling and grammer errors from the orginal conversation. That way I dont look like a fool.

Posted by Marci at August 20, 2007 11:26 AM

You'll have no problems in bed. Not with the new ACME Garment bustier. Guaranteed to cover your garments in a classy style with a touch of whorish splendor. Oh. I may have crossed a line. Sorry Sarah.

Posted by Jeremy at August 20, 2007 11:29 AM

Ha. You didn't mention my Grandma, so you're safe. Oh and Marci, shh! I fixed mine too!

Posted by sarah at August 20, 2007 11:30 AM

She actually...wore a teddy...over garments?

Posted by lisa at August 20, 2007 12:56 PM

This is totally strange to me. How could your grandma even be aware of lingerie? I'm CERTAIN that the concept of sex-as-fun was discovered by my generation. Preceding generations only used sex for procreation. And my parents, in particular, never had sex. I simply sprang into existence one day. Like Jesus.

Oh, and my kids (if I ever have any), will never be curious about sex or aroused in any way. They'll get married for companionship and, like their grandparents, use sex only for procreation. So there will be no need for lingerie. Or awkward discussions. So all the information I'll ever have to tell them is "don't do it until you're married." I'm 100 percent positive this will fully protect them from unwanted pregnancy and STDs.

These are the truisms on which my world is founded. Don't mess with my truisms.

Posted by Dave at August 20, 2007 01:58 PM


Posted by nicole at August 22, 2007 08:49 PM