I believe in Crystal Light cause I believe in me. I find that if you had a bunch of Rum to the drink it is quite tasty indeed.

Sarah! I am SUCH a Diet Coke addict!!!! Jeremy can attest to that. I wonder if those would help me cut my DC intake? Somehow I doubt it, but maybe just maybe I MIGHT try.

YUMMMMMM A delicious piece of SQUARE cheese, made of REAL CHEESE PARTS! Hmmmmm, yet doesnt have to be refridgerated- what is wrong with this picture???

Jen, let's go get a nice cold DC together. I'm always game. I haven't quit, I've just cut down! And trust me, if I can cut down, anyone can.
American cheese is sent from Satan.

"Kraft Single- FRESH from Hell! Check your favorite store today for some DELICIOUS pieces of Satans Sh&T!!" Ahhhhhhh I smell a Sit-Com!!!!

Oh oh! Maybe it can be called The Kraft and be about five hot-but-evil Kraft food products... Ohmygosh I have to go think about this more.

I love it! I think CHEESE WHIZ should be one of them! Isnt that Kraft? OR Macaroni and "Cheese"! The Cheese whiz could kill by "WhIZZING" on their enemies their ORANGE GOO. :)

You guys are terrible. These are pictures I don't need in my head!!

Wait a minute. Is Crystal Light somehow better for you than Diet Coke? Doesn't it still contain aspartame, which is known to the state of California to cause cancer?

But it doesn't contain caffeine.

"Statistics show that guys prefer skinny girls with cancer to healthy girls with bulging thighs." -Gilda Radner as Rhonda Weiss Lead singer of Rhonda Weiss and the Rhondettes.