Sadly, I had exactly the same result. Sure, my little black dress and fishnet stockings are da bomb -- but the knee-high boots just aren't working for me. And the black eyeliner? I was going for scary goth, but ended up with whiny emo.

Another Halloween, another failed attempt at a sexy witch costume. I'll get it right, next year.

And that, my friend? Is a sexy fauxstume.

Yesssssssssssssssssss I have arrived! I am a sexy fauxstume wearing, fur-trimmed coat owning, lip gloss toting girl! Mom would be so proud.

Except that it wasn't that sexy. It was mostly low-tech.

Low-tech though it may be, you make anything you wear a sexy outfit . . . you saucy minx!

Or am I the sexy, saucy minx? I'm certain that at least one of us is, but I always forget who.

Maybe it's Blake.