I consider you an Internet celebrity. After all, it's not just any blog that gets xanax/car insurance spam comments.

Wait . . . it is? Well, I still consider you an Internet celebrity. I fully expect to read about you in the Internet tabloids, soon -- about how you're checking in to Internet rehab after a drunken and crazy night out on the Internet town, during which some Internet paparazzi snapped some embarrassing photos of you with your Internet showing.

I could use Internet rehab. And you KNOW I would read Internet tabloids.