Comments: Lisa: tender mercies

That drives me INSANE. Plus when you're on the cashier end, it's always embarrassing when the money goes everywhere. For the record, when I was a cashier at the Home Depot, I offered them separately.

Posted by Mallory at February 25, 2008 08:36 PM


Posted by Allison at February 25, 2008 09:08 PM


There are forces at play here that are more powerful than you can possibly comprehend. People who challenge the money-stacking cartels have a nasty habit of disappearing -- or worse . . . waking up dead.

I beg you -- for your own safety -- drop this issue, delete this post/thread, and never EVER speak of this again (and, just to be sure, have somebody expendable start your car for the next few weeks). If you can't do it for your self, think of Nora -- she needs her mommy!

Posted by Dave at February 26, 2008 09:14 AM

i love this post. it makes me happy. haha.

Posted by stace at February 26, 2008 09:34 AM

Lisa! I AGREE!! I am SICK to death of the "Change Perching!"

I propose they go one step further:

Give you your change first and allow you to put it in your wallet before giving you the bills!

Posted by Jen at February 26, 2008 03:01 PM

dear consumers,

god, you bitch a lot.

cashiers everywhere

Posted by the dumbass cashier at May 25, 2008 10:27 PM