March 14, 2008

Sarah: Why I Am Single, a tale of failed car-flirting

Mallory: How was car-flirting?
Sarah: He asked for my number. And I zoomed away. And why am I single? Because I zoom away.
M: Um. You TALKED TO HIM? Whoa. I just smile and think "doot doot I'm pretty".
S: No, he just smiled at me... and then when I glanced over again he was holding up his phone and pointing at it like "call you?"
M: Ooh.
S: But no, I didn't talk to him.
M: I think it was a good choice not to give him your number. He was probably sleazy. Just saying. Car-flirting is fun, but I think it is very similar to Myspace flirting as far as the quality of male. Hmm. I wonder if that is a reflection of the quality of female that I am.
S: Lol.
M: ..... I will ponder that.
S: Yeah... plus he wasn't even driving. HA. I almost just called him a scrub. I LOVE YOU, PRETTY BRAIN.
S: I'm petting my head.

Eight minutes later
M: That "No Scrubs" thing has backfired, because now that song is in my head.
S: Yesss.

Another three minutes pass
M: Nooooooooooo
no no

Posted by sarah at March 14, 2008 11:59 PM

Ugh. Friggin 2 hours later and it's still there.

Posted by: Mallory on March 14, 2008 12:07 AM

Good hell, just reading this, the stupid song is in my head and won't get out! Damn you!

Posted by: Brett on March 14, 2008 09:28 AM

You wanna get with me with no money on nooooo I don't waaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaahnnnnnttt. I think car flirting is dangerous. Especially in West Valley or BYU campus. Either one you're gonna end up pregnant soon.

Posted by: Jeremy on March 14, 2008 09:29 AM

Jeremy: HA!
Everyone else: I highly recommend watching that youtube video I linked to. It'll bring your memories of The Box rushing back in the most delightful way.

Posted by: sarah on March 14, 2008 09:44 AM

Aw, The Box! I miss you so. Even though you made me watch too many Insane Clown Posse and Creed videos.

Posted by: lisa on March 14, 2008 10:24 AM

Also the "How Bizarre, How Bizarre" video seemed like it was on repeat for weeks.

Posted by: sarah on March 14, 2008 12:33 PM

Car flirting is very dangerous... be careful!

Posted by: Kris on March 15, 2008 11:38 AM

Don't worry, I made sure he didn't follow me home or anything.

Posted by: sarah on March 15, 2008 11:43 PM
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