April 10, 2009

Lisa: Mmm! The invigorating scent of "you may have vomited recently!"

Dear Crest,

Congratulations on Vivid White--a triumph, really. One question, though. Instead of Invigorating Mint, don't you think you should just come right out and say wintergreen? Then the people who wish they could brush their teeth with Pepto Bismol would know right away which tube is for them.

Oh, and would you mind passing on a message to your friends at Secret? A squishy goo that is pushed up through a grate when you twist the base can't honestly be referred to as a Conditioning Solid, am I right? Let's try to stay away from outright lies in our product copy.


Sensitive Gag Reflex

Posted by lisa at April 10, 2009 10:36 AM

Oh, the cloying scent of mint!

Posted by: sarah on April 10, 2009 11:35 AM

I religiously use both products.

Posted by: Marci on April 10, 2009 10:48 PM
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