June 20, 2003

Lisa: Hoping for a brush with...mediocrity?

Some of the more alert readers of this site may be aware that David Boreanaz is currently filming a movie in Utah. No? Just me then? Alrighty. Well, anyway, the movie is The Crow: Wicked Prayer, which I believe is the fourth in the Crow series. From what I can figure out, this movie is going to be completely and utterly terrible.

Evidence:

  • It is part of the Crow series.
  • Boreanaz's character is the leader of a "satanic biker gang" that "symbolizes" the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. He happens to represent Death.
  • Edward Furlong (who played John Connor in Terminator 2) plays a character who was killed by the gang, and is reincarnated as the Crow to take revenge on Boreanaz.
  • Dennis Hopper (he of the terrible Eastern European accent) plays the devil incarnate, who is inexplicably named after a meteorological phenomenon.
  • Tara Reid plays Boreanaz's love interest.

    Nevertheless, having "Angel" in the near vicinity is moderately exciting. Here is your mission: find more information, and report back to me at 0800 hours!

    Update: Alas, production on The Crow 4 has wrapped. And there was no D-Bo.

    Another update: See the movie poster (which, admittedly, looks kind of cool) here.

    Posted by lisa at June 20, 2003 01:25 PM
    • Comments

    Lisa,
    Sorry, it just isn't working out between us. Please don't call me anymore. It's over. I will always remember you.
    David Boreanaz

    Posted by: david boreanaz on June 23, 2003 09:37 AM

    HA. HA. Nice try, David ANDERSON. Jerk.

    Posted by: lisa on June 23, 2003 09:43 AM
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