Lisa: Mmm. Brains.

Today's mimi quote that made me laugh out loud in the library:

harry: Organ meats are the new black.
smartypantsmimi: I like it when they're called VARIETY MEATS.
harry: Wow! Such variety!
smartypantsmimi: By the way: babies aren't supposed to eat brains. No brains until you are three years old.
smartypantsmimi: (This was in an actual infant-care book.)
harry: So sad for babies! They are crying and pointing at your delicious plate of brains.
smartypantsmimi: Sorry, kid. No brains for you.

I'm sure our future children (who will undoubtedly inherit my zombie tendencies) will be sorry to hear this.