June 02, 2005
Sarah: Queen of Everything
Coming to you, straight from her frequent stops at the restroom, is the new reigning champion of the most soda consumed at the restaurant nearest her house. That's right, folks. Sarah drank her way through ten Diet Cokes to usurp the previous record of a measly nine sodas and get a free meal. She may have used the restroom more than seven times that night, but her feeling of pride far outweighed the racing heartbeat and shaking hands.
Okay, I might be crazy. But I feel much better now...
Posted by sarah at June 02, 2005 01:24 PMWait. WHAT RESTAURANT GIVES YOU A FREE MEAL FOR DRINKING COKE?
Posted by: lisa on June 2, 2005 01:29 PMWell, not the restaurant, so much as the flirtatious waiter. But it's not all fun and games. He touched my cheek. And if you do not know someone, YOU DO NOT TOUCH THEIR FACE.
Posted by: Sarah on June 2, 2005 01:32 PMOh, and it was The Old Spagetti Factory. But do you really think you're ready for more than 10 glasses of Coke? And he dared me to do it AFTER I had eaten my salad and pasta. Jerk.
Posted by: Sarah on June 2, 2005 01:33 PMLisa: please, don't get yourself into a competition with Sarah. I saw her later that evening, and she was not at the top of her game. In between bathroom breaks, she would kind of rock back and forth and moan, and she seemed to be sweating profusely. Then, all of a sudden she was all, "I... need to get some fresh air," and she lurched out of the house. We didn't see her again that night.
Posted by: Dave on June 2, 2005 08:22 PMHA!
Posted by: lisa on June 2, 2005 08:57 PMDave might exaggerate a little. I wasn't sweating. And I resent the usage of "lurch".
Posted by: Sarah on June 3, 2005 08:16 AM