July 28, 2005
Sarah: Sweet, sweet love.
I attended a wedding last week of an old friend, and received a bar of chocolate as a favor. Apparently there is a company that wraps chocolate in a themed wrapping to be used as favors for a variety of occasions. Their particular wrapper featured their engagement picture, their names, and the wedding date. This is all fine. Then I turned the candy bar over. What appears to be the standard nutritional information is in fact a sappy love recipe. Allow me to share:
Serving Size 1 Couple Joined Together
*Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a lifetime of love.
Amount/serving %DV*
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Love 20%
Laughter 20%
Patience 20%
Honesty 20%
Trust 20%
Happy Marriage 100%
Ingredients: Two Dedicated People Taking the Journey of Life Together as Husband and Wife .
I have to go now. I have to clean off the vomit.
Only 20% honesty? SuhWEET!
Posted by: lisa on July 28, 2005 06:36 PMhi sarah! that's funny. i'm totally getting you one of those for your wedding. of course i'll add sex somewhere in the recipe but..
Posted by: stace on July 28, 2005 10:45 PMSo if I have a full quotient of love that should total 100%, but only 20% needs to be for my marriage... hmmm... And if my math is correct, that leaves 20% for my Aggies, 20% for my Jazz, 20% for my Packers, and 20% for March Madness. Of course, if this is my equation, my wife may have to use all of her alotted patience for me instead of the 20% shown in the Daily Value chart.
Posted by: Neighbor Ryan on July 29, 2005 10:56 PM