August 19, 2005
Sarah: Tool of the Week
Because I have been a slacker with posting my favorite tools, this week is a double feature! My friend Mallory is a firm believer in the magical healing powers of
and enjoys her elementary school confection while at work every day. Her only complaint is that it does not freshen her breath. Mallory, if you're reading, Keep The Backstreet Pride Alive.
Lisa (and our fairly recent viewing of New York Minute) inspired my second tool,
who defines "tool" in almost every way. I know Lisa still sees him as "Cute Dean," but she, unlike Mallory, can no longer keep the dream alive. Cute Dean is dead. Tool Dean with lame hair is alive and well.
Posted by sarah at August 19, 2005 11:33 AMDude. J-Pad is far less of a tool than Carson Daly (or Chad Michael Murray or Gregory Smith or Aaron Carter or Jesse McCartney or a thousand other of his ouvre I could name). What are the criteria here?
Posted by: lisa on August 19, 2005 05:49 PMHe is more of a tool than JACK OSBORNE???
Posted by: lisa on August 19, 2005 05:51 PMLisa, you can't deny what you saw in New York Minute and in the cast interviews on the Gilmore Girls season one dvd. Stop lying to yourself.
Posted by: Sarah on August 20, 2005 03:05 PMSix feet of bubble fun. Need I say more?
Posted by: Mallory on August 21, 2005 12:11 PM