June 13, 2007

Sarah: 10 Reasons to Live Alone

1. I clean what I want, when I want. And I'm not cleaning up someone else's piles of rubble or dirty dishes.
2. My 5 alarms every morning don't disturb anyone else.
3. Falling asleep on the couch can be my little secret. If I ever fell asleep on the couch. Which I don't.
4. I never wonder if those tortillas or that head of lettuce in the fridge is mine.
5. No giant dolphin posters on the walls or resin figurines on the shelves.
6. Long showers until the hot water runs out.
7. No passive-aggressive notes from roommates.
8. My apartment is the perfect size for one person.
9. Friends can drop by whenever they need to.
10. Saturday mornings, hoodie and underwear. Enough said.

There are many more reasons why I love my life these days, but my little apartment is near the top of the list.

Posted by sarah at June 13, 2007 01:25 PM

DAMNIT! This makes me jealous. JEALOUS! SOOOOOOOOOO JEALOUS! Oh the jealousy. aijkgha;fklhgasd

Posted by: Andrea on June 13, 2007 04:56 PM

I have to take exception with numbers 9 and 10. When I dropped by on a Saturday morning, in my hoodie and underwear, I was unceremoniously rejected. And served a restraining order . . . what's up with that?

Posted by: Dave on June 14, 2007 08:19 AM

Wow, ain't the truth. I'd also like to add a few.

1. You get to watch whatever the hell you want. (And no one is there to chit, chit, chit(Lisa knows) when you wants to watch judge shows all morning and afternoon)
2. You can lose the hoodie if so inclined and other unmentionables.
3. Like underwear(even if it isn't good for the furniture(did I cross the line with this one))

I guess I should just stop.

Posted by: Jeremy on June 14, 2007 10:47 AM
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