July 16, 2007

Lisa: I just don't know how to feel

I just got poked in the stomach repeatedly by a 13-year-old boy.

Him: (POKE.) Are you pregnant?
Me: Ha! Yes.
Him: (POKE. POKE.) Can you help me on the computer?

Posted by lisa at July 16, 2007 05:49 PM

ha! I love that.

Posted by: sarah on July 16, 2007 07:55 PM

Oh, yeah. You totally have to watch out for 13-year-old boys, because they'll repeatedly poke you in the stomach. There are neighborhoods in some cities where it's just not safe to walk the streets alone (especially at night), because gangs of 13-year-old boys roam around, looking for people to poke in the stomach (and then demanding computer help).

Personally, I blame gays. All the gays, gaying it up with their gayness and getting their gay all over everybody, are TOTALLY ruining the American family. Seriously, watch out - you'll have a completely stable, happy home life one minute, and then they gays will destroy the happiness you've worked so hard to build. I know this because Fox news told me so.

And the result of all the family-destroying gayness? The unbridled anarchy of packs of unsupervised 13-year-old boys, poking stomachs. God help us all.

Posted by: Dave on July 17, 2007 10:13 AM

I hope that's heavy sarcasm about the gays, Dave. Because if you're being bigoted, I'm going to punch you in the stomach(then ask for computer help).

Posted by: Jeremy on July 18, 2007 10:22 AM

Yeah, I was a little confused about how the "gays" came in to play. I thought this was just a funny little story about crazy library patrons. Little did I know...

Posted by: sarah on July 18, 2007 10:29 AM
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