Sarah: Robot Wars

Taking Blake's challenge, I pitted my Roomba and RoboRaptor against each other in an epic battle to the death.

The winner? The Roomba. Though the RoboRaptor put on a fierce display of screeching and tail writhing, the Roomba out-maneuvered the raptor at nearly every opportunity. See?

The Roomba escapes again.

I have determined that the thickly carpeted terrain gave the Roomba an unfair advantage. Since the RoboRaptor is meant for hard floors, the only way to more accurately set up a fair fight would be for someone who really loves me to buy me a Scooba.

The best part of this extremely scientific experiment? At the end of it, my floor was all nice and clean.