December 20, 2007

Lisa: another man's treasure

I can never resist the seasonal aisle in the grocery store, mostly because of atrocities like this:

Yes, you are reading that right. Holiday. Hip-hop. Doberman. Who dances and raps Jingle Bells. Who twists and moves to the groove. Thank goodness I am not the first person to document this. I'm not sure why this toy is so specific--why is it not enough just to be a holiday doberman? Or a hip-hop doberman? Or a holiday hip-hop...person? The good news is that if you are in the dog-owning hip-hop-blasting christian kitschy-animatronic-singing-toy-loving demographic this product targets, the Holiday Hip-Hop Doberman can be yours for only $14.99. Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood grocer!

Posted by lisa at December 20, 2007 11:44 AM

Is it wrong that I just thought "Man, I wish that Holiday Hip-Hop Doberman had a grill..."

Posted by: sarah on December 20, 2007 11:50 AM

That? Is hilarious. You are marvelous!

Posted by: Jeremy on December 20, 2007 11:55 AM

finally! someone who knows the word kitsch and uses it!!

Posted by: stace on December 21, 2007 09:20 PM

The doberman taught me how to hip hop doggy style.

Posted by: brent on December 22, 2007 01:29 PM
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