November 30, 2008

Sarah: Escalation

Maybe I was mean for disliking the cat on top of my car, but tonight things went too far. While my dad and I set my Christmas tree in its stand, the front door stood open. I locked the door behind Dad (thanks for your help, Dad!) and started rummaging through my kitchen cupboards, looking for a pitcher so that I could water my tree. When I turned around, the cat (THE CAT!) was strolling across the kitchen tile, as if it could stick around in my apartment.

When I told Lisa about the intruder, she told me that "It has totally escalated things to the next level: attacking you on your own turf." And I am not okay with this new development.

Posted by sarah at November 30, 2008 12:39 AM

oh honey. get some duct tape and tape the cat's feet and tail. that's a really funny way (and a very mean way) to get back at your intruder.

Posted by: stace on December 2, 2008 11:10 PM

Can you be certain that this cat is not in possession of, or developing, weapons of mass destruction?

This cat may be planning an attack on you. A preemptive strike is in order here (and you'll be greeted as a liberator by the other cats in the area, I promise).

Posted by: Dave on December 3, 2008 07:27 AM
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