October 15, 2007

Sarah: Catchphrase

The Juab County newspaper is called The Times-News. I can only assume their slogan is "The most poorly named newspaper of the West."

This movie is bad. It could also be known as Time Treasure, following in the grand tradition of National Treasure and the beloved International Treasure (okay, I haven't actually seen that one). Note to Lisa: there is so much on the internet about Matthew McConaughey's super short arms. See?

Speaking of my adorable sister, if you want to fill her with rage, just mention the Diet Dr. Pepper slogan: "There's Nothing Diet About It," because, well, there is something diet about it.

Posted by sarah at October 15, 2007 09:52 AM

Matthew has short arms? Why are we picking on his short arms? Shouldn't we pick on his crazy shirtless ways too? Oh, you like that? I see. SICKO!! And the slogan for Diet Dr. Pepper would be more accurately slung as There's nothing Dr. or Pepper about it. Because where did it go to medical school? Dixie College? Not a good place to get your medical degree at all? This may be the stupidest thing I have ever ranted about on your site.

Posted by: Jeremy on October 15, 2007 10:34 AM

Because it is DIET SODA. It has diet IN THE NAME.

Posted by: lisa on October 15, 2007 05:20 PM

Also, Next is indeed a terrible movie, but it doesn't technically have a treasure in it. It should be called "It Was All a Dream."

Posted by: lisa on October 15, 2007 05:24 PM

Ha. Time treasure. Ha. Or Caged Fury. One because of Cage and second the movie fills me full of rage. Although I think there already is a movie called Caged Fury about wrestling. So we could call it Caged Beil because no matter how far they could see into the future she could not escape.

Posted by: Blake on October 19, 2007 07:45 AM
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