May 19, 2004

Lisa: But we're agreed that asking your date to carry tampons in his pocket is bad, right?

Wise words from one of Pamie's recaps on TWoP:

If your boyfriend hates buying you tampons, he's an idiot. A child. A man buying tampons is a man who gets laid because there's not a man on this planet who needs tampons for himself. Get over it, guys. When a girl buys condoms it means she's totally getting laid. You should hold those tampons over your head and go, "My ladyfriend is bleeding! I am a good boyfriend! I am taking care of her! We have sex on a regular basis and we're responsible about it so now she's on her period! Yes, that's right, we had another successful month of having sex without getting pregnant! Three cheers for me and my penis!"

Skating by on other people's funny is not meant to be a trend--my last two entries notwithstanding.

Posted by lisa at May 19, 2004 10:05 AM

Lisa, you don't know me, but I am Sarah's former neighbor. I have two little sisters who liked to talk about girl-stuff in front of me as I grew up. That was fine and dandy--it even helps me in my current relationship! Nevertheless, the day I was asked to buy tampons for them was the day I moved out.

Posted by: Neighbor Ryan on May 19, 2004 03:46 PM
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