March 17, 2006

Lisa: You know, I'd feel your thigh, but I'm so full of decency

Dear Beyonce and Company,

Gluing a sparkly piece of jewelry to the top of your butt crack does not actually disguise the fact that said butt crack is visible. I think the solution you're looking for is taller pants.

Sincerely,

Contusion G. Mammalian

Posted by lisa at March 17, 2006 01:29 PM
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Also, IMDB, I don't think "seduceful" is a word. What you're probably going for is "seductive."

Posted by: C. G. M. on March 17, 2006 01:50 PM
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