March 28, 2007

Lisa: dental hygiene is so hot right now

Sometimes the Fergie-bot says some stuff that the kids out in the suburbs can't understand. This time, the confusion-causing lyric was found in Glamorous:

Livin' my life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

Investigation was obviously called for. After verifying that the lyric is indeed "flossy flossy," I checked the sometimes helpful (but always offensive!) Urban Dictionary. There were two helpful definitions that actually predated the song:

1. Extremely flashy or showy.
2. Someone who is hot, sexy, or banging.

Yahoo! Answers also chipped in with:

3. Ornate or showy in a flashy, often almost vulgar way.

Now I'm wondering if Jennifer Lopez wasn't just talking about dental floss when she said "if I wanna floss I got my own." Thoughts?

On an eerily related note, Sarah bought me a toothbrush that plays Let's Get it Started by broadcasting sound waves through my teeth and directly INTO MY BRAIN. That's what the package says, anyway. It's awesome--now I in the mornings I shake my thang AND brush for a full two minutes!

Posted by lisa at March 28, 2007 01:37 PM

WAIT JUST A SECOND. She actually bought one of those brushes and I didn't know about it? ugh I feel so disconnected.

Posted by: Mallory on March 28, 2007 02:15 PM

Wow that sounds like an amazing toothbrush. And your toothbrush keeps running, running and running, running. Yeah that toothbrush sounds flossy.

Posted by: Jeremy on March 28, 2007 02:35 PM

um, . . . i know one usage of the word floss in reference to "hot" and "banging" and "vulgar" . . . but i should probably not mention it. . . considering i would get slapped.

Posted by: Young Jeffrey on March 31, 2007 10:55 PM
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