March 30, 2007
Lisa: corndog karma
A few nights ago I got corndogged. In case the name isn't enough of an explanation for you, corndogging is a prank in which the pranksters obtain a large quantity of frozen corn dogs and drive them into the prankee's lawn stick-first in the middle of the night. With any luck, by morning the corndogs have defrosted, and have become a smelly and tantalizing treat for the neighborhood pets.
The first problem with the fact that I was the victim of this harmless but irritating attack is that corndogging is my signature prank. I INVENTED IT.
Secondly, this meager attempt barely qualifies:
THIS, my friend, is corndogging:
Live and learn. Oh, and stay off my lawn!
Posted by lisa at March 30, 2007 05:17 PMI would like to point out that I got in trouble for telling Kevin, whereas YOU JUST TOLD THE ENTIRE WORLD.
That said? The people who corndogged you must be really awesome. They're probably hot too.
Posted by: Mallory on March 31, 2007 06:53 PMWait, who was the lucky victim of your masterful corndogging?
And obviously it was the "hoodlums" aka the gang of 12 yearoldish-s in B&L's neighborhood. And, not hot.
Posted by: Young Jeffrey on March 31, 2007 10:52 PMOh young Jeffrey. You have much to learn about the world. The vandals were indeed hot, if not also slightly deranged cat lovers.
Posted by: sarah on April 2, 2007 12:22 AMWait... I'm a 12 year old? Is that what I just read?
Posted by: Mallory on April 2, 2007 12:54 PM