February 06, 2008

Sarah: Sing, Sing a Song, Sing it Loud, Sing it Strong!

Our friend Jeremy wrote a song about us to the tune of "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid. Lisa declared it "a heartbreaking work of staggering genius." I would have to agree. Thanks, Jeremy!

I want to be where the Andersons are,
I want to see Buffy the Vampire Slaaaayer,
Walking around with that guy. What's his name again?
Oh DBo!
Running a 'thon, you get way too far.
Leggings are required if you want to look stupid!
Strollers are filled with uh.... What's her name again?
Up where they biff.
Up where they pun.
Up where they eat Crown Burger 'til one.
Oh Scrabble pee.
Wish I could be...part of their world!

Edited to add another verse by Jeremy!

What would I give if I could live out of IKEA?
What would I pay to give today a Dundie to Pam?
Bet'cha in Flor. they don't implore
for a "zombie outbreak" idea
They're bright young women, sick of gymin'
Ready to tan!

And I'm ready to know how to make record bowls
Exclaim "Viola!" while I read Imogene's Antlers
What's a segue and why does it - what's the word?
get pronounced all crazy?

When will I learn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore Spring City in gloves?
*sigh* I decree,
Wish I could be...part of their world!

Posted by sarah at February 06, 2008 01:15 PM

this made my day. thanks jeremy! what creativity! haha!

Posted by: stace on February 6, 2008 03:13 PM

I love this unconditionally, but I have a few questions. Flor? And also, I am undoubtedly sick of gymin', but...ready to tan?

Posted by: lisa on February 7, 2008 10:35 AM

This is probably the greatest work in parody that has or ever will exist. As a music lover I am qualified to make this statement.

Posted by: Blake on February 7, 2008 01:13 PM

Okay well undoubtely Flor is iffy. I originally put Orem but the "em" really bugged me. So Flor short for Florida. And yes tan, okay so you don't tan, but YOU try finding a suitable rhyme for Pam that might have something to do with you guys. I tried. This is the best I can do in between phone calls at work. Sorry.

Posted by: Jeremy Jacobson on February 7, 2008 10:12 PM

Well, I would say that I am READY to tan, it is just impossible. My skin ignites upon contact with the sun. AND YOUR SONG IS AWESOME I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

Posted by: lisa on February 8, 2008 11:32 AM

i am ready to tan. i keep contemplating stopping at a tanning salon after school or work. then i remember that it either won't do any good, i will look like a lobster, or it will be a repeat of the blister saga of 04.

Posted by: sarah on February 8, 2008 11:39 AM

haha okay then :)

Posted by: Jeremy on February 8, 2008 12:16 PM

Hee. I'd just like to remind everyone that a while back Sarah DID buy a month-long membership to a tanning salon. I think she burnt herself to a crisp on day one, and unfortunately was not able to use the rest of the month.

Posted by: Brother Dave on February 9, 2008 07:00 PM

That is really rude, Dave. That was YEARS ago. And at least I knew better than to go back?

Posted by: sarah on February 10, 2008 01:34 AM
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