May 08, 2008

Lisa: Strawberry 100%

From the back of a book I checked in this morning:

EXT. ROOFTOP OF A SCHOOL BUILDING
SUNSET

The hero (me, Junpei Manaka!) sneaks up to the roof to see the sunset. When he opens the door, he startles a mysterious beauty. She panics and runs away, but not before Junpei has caught sight of her adorable strawberry print panties...in EXTREME close-up. With that vision forever burned into his memory, Junpei embarks on a quest to find the girl, and the panties, of his dreams!

FADE OUT

Oh, Junpei. We've all been there. May your quest for the perfect strawberry print panties be fruitful.

Posted by lisa at May 08, 2008 12:59 PM
Comments

I wonder how you startle someone and THEN get an extreme close-up of her panties. It seems like if you startled her into a panic and she ran away, and extreme closeup would be extraordinarily unlikely. And from the other side of the equation, if you're in a position to get an extreme closeup of somebody's panties, you're WAY past the point where you might startle her.

I'm just saying.

Posted by: Dave on May 9, 2008 11:04 AM

Hee. Now I want to go buy panties.
Wait, I always want that.

Posted by: sarah on May 10, 2008 12:25 PM
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