November 10, 2006

Lisa: I'll be seeing you

I tend to find something I like and stick to it. I like routines. I revel in traditions. I am a creature of habit. I know you think that doesn't sound exciting, but you will be jealous. Why? Because I am about to tell you about one of my favorite traditions. And that tradition is reading City Weekly's "I Saw U"s at Cafe Med.

First, you have to understand the awesomeness of Cafe Med.

  • Their menu features my favorite cuisine (Mediterranean).

  • It's a local hole-in-the-wall place on a busy street in a crappy neighborhood, which means that every time you go there, you feel like you're discovering a hidden treasure.

  • The decor is insane. There are animatronic butterflies, cement yard fountains, light-up plastic grapes, pillars that serve no architectural purpose, and a giant King Tut sarcophagus.
  • They have a stack of free City Weeklys by the door that you can read while you are waiting to be seated.

    • I think the awesomeness of the "I Saw U"s speaks for itself:

    malibu barbie
    I called you malibu barbie. You looked so annoyed. I definetly was not trying to insult you but I am not very good with words. So lets try again. You are a fine looking woman. Will you go out on a date with me?
    When: Friday, October 13, 2006.
    Where: maverik
    You: Woman
    Me: Man

    Mr. Green Lexus!
    Hey you Mr. Green Lexus with black and red rims! I saw you @ 3300 south and 300 East. I would love to meet you and take you for a crazy ride! Please let me know you are available. I look like Angelina Jolie...but bigger lips! Interested?...meet me at Bad-Ass coffee co. Friday after 3:00pm, Ask for Kelly.
    When: Tuesday, October 10, 2006.
    Where: 3300 S. 300 E.
    You: Man
    Me: Woman

    Posted by lisa at November 10, 2006 05:31 PM
    Comments

    i could totally go for some cafe med right now.
    and I saw U's are possibly the most halarious thing ever. You should have gone to the coffee shop to see if she actually looked like angalena joli. 'cause if her lips were actually bigger, they would have to be exploding.

    Posted by: Young Jeffrey on November 9, 2006 02:34 PM

    Jeff, I agree. We totally should have gone AND lips bigger than Angelina's just sound gross. You can even write that in math language: All lips < or = Angelina Jolie.
    See? I speak nerd! We should go to Cafe Med while you're in town.

    Posted by: sarah on November 9, 2006 03:19 PM

    So... I want to see this big lip woman say a tounge twister involving a lot of B's.. Like the big blue baboon something something... or the Rubber Baby buggie bumper one?

    Posted by: Mallory on November 9, 2006 11:45 PM

    did you post this one into the future? also at least in python it would look more like this:

    def Grossness(lips):
    if lips >= 'Angelina Jolie'.lips
    return True
    else:
    return False

    Posted by: Young Jeffrey on November 11, 2006 01:27 PM
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